me flirting on grindr
Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.
I found it
You can see EXACTLY where I stopped caring
It’s worth noting that we weren’t like on speaking terms or anything at this point, I was just a fan and I think Megan told me it was her birthday
this is how I operate, I randomly hurl MS Paint tributes at people I like and run
there is so much precedent to my being behind a bush you don’t even know
This was like THE moment of Jennifer Lawrence.
She is perfect I seriously have such a girl boner for her
10/10 Would. Bang.
I was in the middle of a sentence with my gf and I had to pause.
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask
guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.
Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression
Panem today. Panem Tomorrow. Panem forever.
I can’t even fucking handle these. holy shit
Megan: DEL C’MERE
Me: What what what
Megan: Shhhh (points)
Me: TINY BABY TURKEYS
Cal: LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUT
Megan: Come on, we can get out through the front door.
Cal: NUUUUUUH LEMME OOOOOUT
Both of us: (escape Cal, go outside to watch baby birbs)
Me: LISTEN TO THEM THEY SOUND LIKE VIDEO…