SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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I LAUGHED SO HARD IT COST ME 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
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- Nine: I think I was in love once.
- Ten: Really? What was her name?
- Nine: Her name was Rose.
- Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
- Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
- Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
- Eleven: I love River!
- Nine: ...
- Ten: ...
- Eleven: I love Clara!
- Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
- Eleven: I love... fez.
- Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
- Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez. Fezzes are cool!
My dog is fluffy.
your dog is my neighbor. my house is right behind your house. hello adam. I have found you.
Holy fuck.
SCREAMING OMG
OMFG
tHaT iS a LiTtLe CrEePy
NIGGA THAT IS NOT CREEPY HE’S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE DRIVES A PRIUS AND I USED TO GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE AFTERNOON KINDERGARTEN AND HIS MOM WOULD MAKE ME PB&J BUT I HATED THAT SHIT SO I WOULD GO TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE PIZZAwhy am i crying
bc we’re fukin hilarious
HOLLA BITCH
im laughing rly hard
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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
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