135814n: ohdayumthatsadri: enemy-of-the-capitol: blow-j-simpson: Oh god I can’t breathe this is my all time favorite, hands down. forever reblog. will always love OH MY GOD THE OLD LADY SCENE. I SCREAMED.
totalitarianvegetables: For #phxcc this year, I decided to cosplay as Hipster Ariel, because I own this t-shirt and wanted to do something obscure. When I got my photo taken with Wil Wheaton… …he realized the connection between my shirt and the Little Mermaid wig, made the best omfg! face, and said I was his “favorite font troll ever.” It was the highlight of my Comicon. And today he...
bipch: “if homosexuality is natural why has it only become prevalent within the past hundred years”
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down.
mockest: coffeeandvonnegut: guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning but do you know what’s even cuter than a yawning bunny? a bunny sticking out its tongue.
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
acousticmemories: tobeunmade: theroyal-we: theraddy: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. HOLY SHIT, DUDE BRO, i would by an album from him in a heart beat. Jimmy is basically the GPOY of everyone once Jeremy starts singing… his face is just like… HOLY SHIT! WHAT? WHERE DID THAT? WHAT?! aaaaand...