June 2012
Remus Lupin and that time I was homeless
Remus Lupin and that time I was still homeless
Remus Lupin and that time I got a job and a place to live
Remus Lupin and that time I was homeless again
Remus Lupin and that time I kinda had a job and place to live
Remus Lupin and that time I was doin shit but nobody saw
Remus Lupin and that time I got married, knocked my wife up, left her, got yelled at by a 17 year old, went back to her, had a baby, then died
I look so different from the rest of you
miaow
Pip.
I mean miaow.
nurrpt
I am a simple catte in every sense of the word.
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so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
wait…
what’s this?
…
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The door jammed behind me when I took the trash out and I had to walk all the way to my sister’s work braless and shoeless in the middle of the night (it’s 1:30 here, I just got back). It was kind of like that scene from My Neighbor Totoro when Mei goes to Satsuke’s school except I am a moron.
I take solace in the fact that I wasn’t wearing my sheepy pajamas. And that it was probably a pleasant surprise to the nice people at the rehab clinic that the braless, shoeless, hairless person showing up on their stoop in the middle of the night wasn’t on coke.
“Could you please come to the front office? With your house keys?” —Things you don’t hear at work very often
P.S. My boss thinks your hair is adorable.
Look at least I managed to avoid the parts of the sidewalk that smelled like alky glass and major foot lacerations and THAT IS EVERY PART OF EVERY SIDEWALK IN SPOKANE
Oh pumpkin.
sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented
MEDALS FOR ALL











